nahjesty:

i’m giving up personhood to become a full-time abstract concept

(via joshpeck)

Me: Let me go slip into something more... comfortable.
Me: [ comes back wearing a blanket as a cape ]

honeyfawns:

why am i not currently in the italian countryside with a fruit plate wearing a light linen dress? unacceptable

(via stability)

zamaron:

someone: how are you doing
me:…..bitch…google it….look it up…

(via joshpeck)

ryan seacrest: who are you wearing?
me: this is a raven baxter original.